Some Questionable Items We Found In Hillary Clinton’s Online Store

Hillary Clinton – she’s a cool mom! She’s the coolest mom. She’s Amy-Poehler-in-Mean-Girls cool. She’s so chill that she wants to really reach out and touch every single legal voter, starting with the Teens™.  How is she going to get that precious teen vote? Let’s take a look at her merch, because everyone knows the fastest way to the heart of a Teen™ is through cute things covered in sans-serif fonts.

For the newly-21 set who enjoys showing their political affiliation while pounding Bud heavies on the boat at the lake(???).

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“Be the coolest person at the party (with the coolest soda).” Mmmmkay, Hill.

Or, if the festival circuit x bachelorette party x Hamptons thing is more your vibe, let these very subversive and ~cool~ flash tattoos express your political leanings AND your predilection for kimono jackets.

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YAAASSS, HILLARY! YOU LOOK SO GOOD! OH MY GOD, YAAAAS! YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

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Nah. No thanks, Hillary.

(h/t Maud Deitch)