Chrissy Teigen & Marc Jacobs Both Drop NSFW Photos On Instagram

  • Chrissy Teigen thumbed her nose at Instagram’s no-nipples policy by posting her own uncensored titty shot — and once that was taken down, continued to post artistic renderings of the same photo for laughs. Love her. [People]
  • Paris Hilton was tricked into signing a release before she boarded that airplane hired by an Egyptian prank TV show — and now she’s suing. [Dlisted]
  • Sean Penn is nursing his wounds after being ghosted by Charlize Theron by rebounding with even younger Minka Kelly, because he is walking, talking, middle aged cliche. [TMZ]
  • Earlier this week, Iggy Azalea pissed and moaned about how her tour was canceled, and that her “Pretty Girls” collaboration with Britney Spears flopped, seemingly blaming the pop star and her team for not promoting it well. So how did Britney respond? By bragging on Twitter about her Vegas show, writing, “So thankful I have shows for the rest of the year to look forward to.” Oooooh SHADE. [EW]
  • Marc Jacobs posted an accidental dick (tip) pic to Instagram (above), and after some analysis, I have determined that it is rather large. Congrats! [Gawker]
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  • Laverne Cox is the first trans celeb to score her own creepy wax figure! [Buzzfeed]
  • Turd-with-a-mustache Geraldo Rivera says rap artists like Kendrick Lamar are more harmful than racism. [Salon]
  • Speaking Kendrick, his new video for his song “Alright” is SO GOOD. [Jezebel]
  • Also, Chris Christie has joined the long list of dipshits vying for the Republican Presidential nomination. Personally, I am thrilled, as it means many, many months of posting this photo of Christie and his running mate, Moose Knuckle. [NY Times]
<> at Yankee Stadium on June 3, 2015 in New York City.