Donald Trump To Have Loneliest Miss USA Pageant Ever This Year

Last week, while declaring his candidacy for president before a rapt rent-a-crowd, Donald Trump for some reason decided to start talking about how allllllll the Mexican immigrants are “drug dealers and rapists.”  Shockingly, this did not go over well with both the Latin American community and people who are not, uh, basically evil and terrible in every way humanly possible.

Since then, Univision has stated that they will not be showing the Miss USA pageant, Chilean actor Cristian de la Fuente has backed out as a host, and Colombian reggaeton singer J. Balvin has backed out of doing a musical performance.

At this rate, who knows who will back out next? Trump may have to start boning up on his baton twirling skills.

[Deadline]

[People]