Cosby Fights To Keep Records Sealed In Sex Abuse Case

  • Bill Cosby says that since he is “not a public figure” that there is no legitimate public interest in making an old sex abuse lawsuit public, and that doing saw would cause a “real, specific threat of serious embarrassment” to him. Huh. [Time]
  • Bobbi Kristina has been moved to hospice care. However, her outlook isn’t good, and prosecutors are gearing up to file murder charges against her ex-boyfriend, Nick Gordon. [TMZ]
  • Cooter from Dukes of Hazzard believes that what the Confederate flag really represents is family and good times. [The Superficial]
  • Nicola Torello, a 91 year-old Italian man, proudly graduated from middle school, tells his daughter “I will keep learning, because my time must always be full.” [BBC]
  • The Supreme Court has ruled in favor of Obamacare, preventing millions from losing their health care coverage. [CNN]
  • Are you pregnant? Do you live in Malaysia? Are you nervous about giving birth for fear that a doctor will see your vagine? Never fear! You can now purchase special modesty pants that you can wear while giving birth so the doctor can deliver your baby, somehow, without ever actually seeing you naked! Congratulations? [Daily Mail]