Oh No: There’s A Sugar Ray/Uncle Kracker/Better Than Ezra Super Group Now

Hey! Happy Wednesday! Do you want to hear the worst thing on earth? Like, something so bad that you want to die in your face a million times over? Well, then click on play above and listen to the aural monstrosity that is this collaboration between Sugar Ray, Uncle Kracker and Better Than Ezra–or, “Uncle Ezra Ray,” if you will.

In case the prospect of such a song is not horrifying enough to you, please note that it is called “B.Y.H.B.”–meaning “Bring Your Hot Body.” I don’t know about you, but even briefly considering that made all of my erogenous zones crinkle in the least satisfying way humanly possible. It is not Better Than Ezra, it is worse than anything. Is this the first sign of the apocalypse?

I’m trying to think of a way this could be worse. Like, maybe if Maroon 5 was involved and they covered a montage of “She’s Having My Baby,” “Feelings,” and “Young Girl” all while adding the awkwardness/extreme discomfort level of 35 year-old Neil Sedaka dancing and singing “Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen?”

Really. I can’t believe anyone thought this was a good idea. It is a terrible idea! It’s a terrible song! Why does it exist? Who let this happen?