Of Course You Want To Watch Countess LuAnn Perform Her New Single, “Girl Code”

  • Continuing in the grand tradition of “Real Housewives” enthusiastically pursuing their ill-fated pop star dreams, here is LuAnn de Lesseps’ new single, “Girl Code,” which she performed on “Watch What Happens Live” last night. [Bravo]
  • Bobbi Kristina Brown, who has been in a coma since January, has been moved to hospice care, and her family says that despite getting the best possible treatment, her condition has continued to deteriorate. “She is in God’s hands now.” So sad. [People]
  • Haha, Sarah Palin has been dropped by Fox News. [People]
  • Mariah Carey is apparently already talking about marrying her Australian billionaire boyfriend James Packer. Packer was a well-known member of the Church of Scientology — and one of its biggest donors — but rumor has it he left the cult a few years ago. I hope that’s true, because David Miscavige would love to get his hooks in someone like Mimi. [Us Weekly]
  • Damn, “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” is about to get a lot less entertaining — Brandi Glanville has confirmed her exit from the show, which she called a “roller coaster.” [Us Weekly]
  • This New York Times piece by Roxane Gay on why she can’t forgive racist terrorist Dylann Roof is well worth a read. [NY Times]
  • You know how your eyes get red when you go swimming in a pool? Well it’s not the chlorine — it’s all that URINE. [Jezebel]
  • You have to read this heartbreaking story about a woman who just found out that her boyfriend — not her ex-boyfriend, but her boyfriend — just got engaged to someone else. [Cosmopolitan]