Sean “Diddy” Combs Assaulted Someone With A Kettleball

  • Last night, Sean “Diddy” Combs (is that what we’re calling him now? He didn’t change it back to Puffy?) was arrested for assault, after allegedly attacking his son’s college football coach with a kettleball during practice. Today, Diddy was charged with three counts of assault with a deadly weapon, one count of making terrorist threats and one count of battery. [CNN]
  • Meanwhile, Diddy says he was just “defending” himself. What was he doing at his son’s football practice anyway? The kid is in college. Is Diddy a helicopter parent? [Us Weekly]
  • Dash cam footage of Dylann Roof’s arrest after he murdered nine people at Charleston’s Emanual AME Church has been released. It shows that the racist bile-spewing 21-year-old was taken without incident by law enforcement. If only Tamir Rice, Michael Brown and Freddie Gray, amongst many others, had been treated with such respect. [Death and Taxes]
  • Gmail has FINALLY, at long last, added an “Undo Send” option, allowing users to retrieve emails they reallllly wish they hadn’t sent — but you’ve got to do it within 30 seconds. This would have come in handy that time I thought I sent an email to my coworker talking about how hot our boss was — only to realize I had sent it to him instead. The “unsend” option back then involved sneaking into his office and deleting it before he got a chance to read it. [Gizmodo]
  • An Australian woman was hospitalized for four days after her skinny jeans cut off the blood supply to her calves, causing her to collapse. Doctors were forced to cut the jeans off the woman because they could not be removed normally. Um, maybe time to go up a size or two? [MSNBC]
  • Taraji P. Henson on the cover of magazine is FLAWLESSSSSSSSS. Damn, Cookie, damn. [Jezebel]
  • Channing Tatum and his wife Jenna Dewan are down for a threesome with Emilia Clarke, who plays Dany on “Game of Thrones.” Hey, can I come? Foursome > Threesome. [Us Weekly]
  • Kendra Wilkinson has come to Hugh Hefner’s defense after former “Girls Next Door” costar Holly Madison wrote a tell-all memoir about life at the Playboy Mansion. Kendra says that Holly is making up lies out of revenge and blah blah blah LADIES YOU ARE FIGHTING OVER A GERIATRIC PERVERT MISOGYNIST, JUST STOP. [People]
  • Kanye West, for maybe the first time ever, says he was WRONG to call out Beck for “not respecting artistry” at the Grammy Awards. In an interview with the Sunday Times, Yeezy admits, “I’m fine to apologize for inaccuracies. You know, I send flowers for inaccuracies. I talked to Beck’s wife, and I think I had a point about Beyonce’s album, but I think I was inaccurate with the concept of a gentleman who plays 14 instruments not respecting artistry.” [Dlisted]