Ginuwine Wants To “Leave It In” – “It” Being His Penis
Ginuwine, the man who brought “Pony” to a generation of tweens, teens and adults, is back with a new song. It’s called “Leave It In.” Leave what? Leave “it”? Oh, okay, sure. Leave your penis in there. That’s fine. I don’t have anything else to do. Might as well, right?
If you are a child, this song might not be for you. If you are a teen, this song is your generation’s “Pony.” Every generation should have a “Pony.” Consider yourself blessed. If you are an adult, I leave it to you to decide whether or not Ginuwine’s implored request to “leave it in” is right for you. My thoughts, as a woman who has no desire to have a child at this moment in time, are simple: Take it out. Please. Is it still in there? Are you done? What the fuck is taking you so long, because really, I have to go to the grocery store after this.
PSA: Don’t leave it in. Usually, ask for it to be taken out.
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