Women Should Be Jailed For Saying “Oh God” During Sex, Says Pastor
WHOOPS: It turns out this is actually from a not-very-good satire site. However, the sad thing here is that this is in no way even slightly less ridiculous than anything else Hagee has ever said–most notably that the world is going to end on September 28th of this year.
Pastor John Hagee of the Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas has a dream. His dream is that one day women across the country will be thrown in jail for saying “Oh God” during sex. How he’d like to monitor this, we’re not sure, but he seems to think it would be a good idea. For reasons!
“Well, we’d have to start with ourselves, as with everything in life. If you’re asking about my personal opinion, there is no greater sin in terms of wrongly using God’s name than women who use it during sex. That is one of the filthiest, most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord’s name I can think of. If it were up to me, I would put every single woman or girl who does that in jail. That would be a fine example of God’s wrath aimed at what is, in my opinion, a terrible misuse of our Maker’s good name.”
Naturally, he did not say anything about jailing men who do this. Just the women!
I’m not sure why Hagee is all that concerned with this right now, given that he wrote an entire book recently in which he predicted that the Apocalypse would be arriving on September 28th of this year. Really! Three months left to live and this is what he’s worried about? What women are saying when they’re having orgasms with men who are not him? Yeesh.