Here Is A “Pokémon” Porn Parody That Will Ruin Your Childhood

The news is terrible and everything sucks, so here, look at this trailer for Woodrocket’s hot-off-the-presses porn parody of “Pokémon.” It’s called “Strokémon,” and it is 30 minutes long. Should you watch it? Sure. Why? Dickachu.

Look at Dikachu. Look into that thing’s EYES. Dickachu is what you see in the back, dusty corner of your closet, when you’re looking for your other sandal. Dickachu is making that snuffling, snorting noise in the middle of the night as you walk from your car to your front door. Dickachu is the reason you can’t find your keys. Dickachu took your job. Dickachu is the reason you didn’t get a raise. Dickachu is the terror that hides around every corner. Dickachu is a poor sport. Dickachu is a sore loser. Dickachu is the truth.

If you want to watch the whole thing, it is here. Please enjoy. Have a lovely weekend.

[h/t Buzzfeed]