Channing Tatum Did An AMA, Reveals Just The Tip Of His Winning Personality

Channing Tatum sat in front of a computer last night and used his big handsome sausage fingers to bang out some answers for Reddit, in what will surely be many of promotional events for “Magic Mike: XXL”. During the session, he revealed what we all could safely assume to be true: he’s not tech-savvy, he loves grape jelly and would really, really like to play Genghis Khan. Sure. Some highlights, below:

On that email. You know, that email:

fredfenster: How long did that “hahahahahahaa” email take to type?

ChanningTatumHere: I’m sure exactly how long. I hit the h and a for a long time before I realized I could copy and paste. I’m not the most tech savvy person around but it did become a lot easier and faster.

His dream role is…Genghis Khan. Oh.

tannyag: If you could play someone from history who would it be?

ChanningTatumHere: I would actually love to play Genghis Khan. But John Wayne did that. And it wasn’t such a good idea I think.

On whether or not we’ll see his lil’ Channing in “Magic Mike: XXL”

cleopatraeg: do you do full frontal in magic mike xxl? asking for a friend

ChanningTatumHere: haha “for a friend” I do not do full frontal but i can promise you when you’re standing in front of a bunch of people in a very small thong it doesn’t leave a lot to the imagination. Your “friend” should be happy.

Survival tactics for the incoming zombie apocalypse.

Mist3rA: How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

ChanningTatumHere: Oh man. Crossbow, straight up, and I’d want an army of ninja chimpanzees that crush people all around me. Or I would just go to Sandra Bullock’s house as I’m sure she has all the stuff because she’s dope and kick-ass.

The ultimate game of FMK.

Geebus-Christ: Kill one, Marry one and Fuck one…Ray Romano, Danny Devito, and Gilbert Gottfried?


Gilbert Gottfried, Danny Devito and Ray Romano?

I’d fuck Danny Devito, as I was saying earlier it could be fun. I’d marry Ray Romano, because I think he has a pretty solid perspective on marriage. I don’t know who would be the male or female, you figure it out. And I like Gilbert Gottfried but I wouldn’t mind killing him.

Does his lil’ Channing have a name? Yes, it does.

sushisection: Does your penis have a nickname?

ChanningTatumHere: Gilbert.

There are no words.