Martha Stewart Got Secondhand-Stoned By Sitting Next to Snoop Dogg

Martha Stewart showed up on “Late Night With Seth Meyers” to push her new Triscuit line and discuss her BFF Snoop Dogg, which was as delightful as it sounds. She and Snoop sat next to each other during Justin Bieber’s Comedy Central roast, and Snoop was smoking so much weed that our Connecticut gal got a tiny bit blazed. I knew it! The result is that delightfully off-kilter speech that remains the gold standard for all roasts and public speaking engagements moving forward. Martha Stewart, I maintain, is a national treasure.