Salty Raccoon Is Not Here For This Shit
Good morning. Here is a raccoon bracing itself against a mailbox, standing underneath an umbrella in the pouring rain. Wednesday!
Are you okay, little guy? Did you lose your wallet? Did someone steal your coat and leave you to make your way home from the club in this shitty, shitty weather? Do you want to borrow my phone? Okay, okay. I get it. You’re having a really shitty day. It’s cool. Let me know, dude. I’m here for you.