“Magic Mike XXXL” Is The Porn Parody You Knew Was, Um, Coming

Less than a month remains until the most important movie of the summer — nay, THE YEAR — opens in theaters,  and women across the country scream like cats in heat while watching Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer and Joe Manganiello grind their barely clad pelvises in “Magic Mike XXL.” But if the bare chests and exposed ass cheeks, firm though they may be, aren’t enough skin for you, I’ve got something even raunchier to quench your thirst. Wicked Pictures’ “Magic Mike XXXL: A Hardcore Parody,” which is based on the first film and imagines what might occur in the second (plus, you know, a lot of fucking), will be released on DVD on July 8. So mark your calendars: July 1, “Magic Mike XXL” gets you all worked up. And a week later, “Magic Mike XXXL” will finish you off, if you know what I mean… Click through the gallery above to see which porn stars have been cast as Mike, Dallas, Ken, Big Dick Richie and Tito.