Horrible Boyfriend Proposes With A McDonald’s Chicken Sandwich
Two years ago, Michael Joseph and his girlfriend Ann ended their first date a McDonald’s in Los Angeles, so being the male-minded human he is, he figured it was a perfectly swell idea to propose to her at the very same place. According to his YouTube upload, Ann “joked for months about how 10 years down the road I would probably propose to her in a chicken nugget box so I thought she would love when I surprised her this way. She didn’t love it like the way I thought she would. We agreed to wait longer until it’s time to get engaged.”
When Ann opens her Crispy Chicken Deluxe box, she isn’t sure how to react to the ring inside, nor is she able to form full sentences for a solid four or so minutes. Is she laughing? Is she crying? Is she feeling anything at all besides deep, unwavering woe that is only worsened by Michael’s request that she “give him a kiss”? The cringe here is deep. Please, universe, let this be fake. Otherwise, we live in a world where a guy can tell his girlfriend’s entire family he’s going to propose to her with a fucking McDonald’s sandwich and they, clearly knowing nothing about their own children, will consider it a great idea. Dudes of the world, TAKE NOTE: don’t propose like this! Even if you think your girlfriend has the right sense of humor for this brotastic antic, tread with extreme caution. This is not what living your best life looks like.