Creepy Fashion Tips From The Duggars’ Homeschool Curriculum

Caution: read only if you do not have a round face, because if you do have a round face you are AN INSTRUMENT OF SATAN, according to this totally creepy fashion guide provided for homeschoolers of the fundamentalist Christian sect “ATI.”

Also, I read the entire guide and still I do not quite understand this concept of “eye traps.” Basically the guide talks about eyes as being separate sentient beings completely independent of your body and brain, floating around in the ether. What is going on.

I agree with their take on hygiene, but everything else is a big nope, especially the shitting on round faces situation.

[Boing Boing]