All Hail Nicki Minaj, Who Demands That She Orgasm Every Single Time

Nicki Minaj is on the cover of the July issue of Cosmopolitan, and my Patron Saint of No Fucks Left To Give has a lot of really wonderful things to say. She’s unafraid to talk about money, because she knows that she should know her worth. She opens up a little bit about The Pinkprint, an extremely personal album that is also wonderful and should be listened to at least once a week, twice in the summer. Most importantly, she lays down the goddamn law with regards to the bedroom.

“I demand that I climax. I think women should demand that. I have a friend who’s never had an orgasm in her life. In her life! That hurts my heart. It’s cuckoo to me. We always have orgasm interventions where we, like, show her how to do stuff. We’ll straddle each other, saying, ‘You gotta get on him like that and do it like this.’ She says she’s a pleaser. I’m a pleaser, but it’s fifty-fifty.”

If this surprises you at all, I’ll direct you to the following:

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[Cosmopolitan]