Ew, According To Stephanie March, Bobby Flay And January Jones Banged “Many Times”

Wow, I didn’t think January Jones’s taste in men could get any worse, but it turns out I was wrong! “Law & Order” actress Stephanie March is embroiled in a bitter split from husband Bobby Flay, and says that Flay basted Jones’s vadge with his cock “many times” during their marriage. There have been mumblings about a Jones/Flay affair ever since 2010, when Jones  all started, supposedly, one night back in 2010, when Jones got in a car accident after hanging out with a group of people at a bar, including Flay, who said he met her only once before. Jones was supposedly drunk at the time of the accident, left the scene, and for reasons that seemed totally bizarre at the time, called FLAY of all people for help. Here’s how he explained it at the time, according to TMZ:

We spoke with Flay, who tells us he was watching the basketball game last night at The London West Hollywood Hotel with a group of people that included Jones. Flay says he saw her drink a beer but wasn’t really watching her alcohol intake. Flay says he had only met Jones once before, and last night she asked for his number because she wanted to redo her kitchen and give his number to her designer. Flay obliged, and says he doesn’t know why Jones chose to call him after the crash, but nonetheless he drove over to help her. He says he did not argue but just wanted to make sure she was ok.

Get it now? To quote the great Jhene Aiko, “she wanted to redo her kitchen” = “eating the booty like groceries.” I SEE YOU NOW, January!

According to a source speaking to In Touch, “Stephanie is claiming in court papers that Bobby committed adultery with January several times during the early months of 2010. ‘She says they had sex many times and in different places, including the London hotel in Los Angeles.’” January Jones son Xander was born in September 2011, the result of an alleged affair with a married man. Based on March’s timeline, Jones’s baby daddy couldn’t be Flay — unless their affair went on much longer.

I hope for Xander’s sake that Flay is not his dad, because Bobby Flay is an enormous cock. Trust me, I am an expert on the subject, having seen many, many, many episodes of Flay’s cooking shows, “Throwdown!” in particular. Flay is a smug, arrogant jackass 24/7, but he truly reaches peak dickwad on “Throwdown,” the point of which has Flay waltzing into small local eateries and declaring that he can do their specialty BETTER than they can. The dude is so full of himself, so high on his own supply, that not even losing half the time deflates his swollen head. Homie, you know how to operate a grill. STFU. I can’t stand him, I hope March takes him to the cleaners, and I hope January Jones stops fucking married losers someday. [The Superficial]