Holy Shit, It’s Been 10 Whole Years Since Tom Cruise Jumped On The Couch!
What the…? I don’t know if I have a totally messed up concept of time or what, but I cannot believe it has been a full on decade since Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah’s couch freaking out about how very much he loved Katie Holmes, whom he is now divorced from. But it has! Ten years! I guess it makes sense because I was living in my old apartment when it happened, but still. Ten years! We’re all old and Tom Cruise is nuts! HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND AND COUCHIVERSARY! ALL HAIL LORD XENU. [US Weekly]