Just Look At This Asshole: Meet Ryan McDill, Who Was Booted From “The Bachelorette” For Getting Drunk And Making A Rape Joke

Douchebags abound on “The Bachelorette,” but Ryan McDill truly takes the cake. During last night’s season premiere, the “junkyard technician” from Missouri emerged from the limo to greet this season’s two “Bachelorette” hopefuls, Britt Nilsson and Kaitlyn Bristowe (the dudes got to select who they wanted to date by “putting their rose” in their choice’s “box,” FUCK OFFFFF), and seemingly made a decent first impression. (I mean, I thought he was cute and kind of gruff but also I have apparently poor instincts.) But things quickly devolved as the night went on and McDillhole got more and more wasted, his behavior eventually going from “the kind of funny drunk you don’t mind inviting to your party so long as he stays away from the breakables” to “the not so funny drunk who picks fights, blacks out and makes rape jokes.” Good times!

I didn’t do much mind McDill heckling fellow contestant Shawn E. as he rolled up to the driveaway in a convertible with a built-in hot tub, because Shawn E. lists his occupation as “Amateur Sex Coach” and is clearly kind of asking to be made fun of. But McDrunkhole’s roid rage, momentary blackouts — he seemed shocked and confused every time another contestant called him out on his behavior –and manhandling of Kaitlyn killed my usual delight at weak-willed contestants unprepared for the ever-flowing booze at the “Bachelorette” manse.

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And then there was his response to being chastised by one of the other men for smacking Kaitlyn’s butt: “Why am I not raping you right now? That’s my whole thing.” I don’t even know what that last part means, but dude, NO.

Chris Harrison wasn’t having any of that shit tainting his classy show and gave Ryan the boot, sending him home — in a station wagon, no less. No limo for you! McDill — who apparently used to date Nikki Ferrell, who “won” Juan Pablo’s season of “The Bachelor,” clearly her taste is worse than mine — didn’t and doesn’t seem to care, given this Instagram he posted last night:

What a winner!

In other “Bachelorette” news, if Kaitlyn isn’t picked over Britt, I might have to reclaim my Monday nights for other activities. Kaitlyn is most like me of any “Bachelorette” ever, at least in terms of how much she swears and how insecure she can be, while Britt is Live Action Kelly Kapowski. I am not here for that shit and I sure hope you’re not either. As for their non-rape-joke-making suitors, so far, my least faves are Kupah, who made some remark about wanting a Trophy Wife; Tony, who calls himself a “healer,” but is really just the kind of guy who pressures his girlfriend into having threesomes; and Josh, who is the Poor Man’s Magic Mike:

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I already have my faves too. Joshua the Industrial Welder can blast me with his blowtorch anytime, while Shawn B. is basically a doppelganger for Ryan Gosling. See what I mean?

I’ll see ya when I see ya ✈ A photo posted by Shawn Booth (@shawn_booth18) on

[Us Weekly]