This App Enables You To Buy Dumb-Ass Shit When You’re Drunk

I am too concerned with the state of my bank account to actually pull the trigger on any online purchases, drunk or not, but this app might make me reconsider things. Drunk Shopping is an app by Chris Baker, the quiet genius behind Unbaby.me which replaces all baby pictures on Facebook with pictures of cats, among other brilliant, troll-y apps and websites.

Drunk Shopping is easy to use, both functional and entertaining, which is all you can ask for in an app, right? All you do is text “heyyyyyy” to the number provided, and every Saturday night at 2 a.m. (technically, Sunday morning), the app will gently encourage you to buy something truly stupid from the annals of the internet. It won’t charge you, so don’t worry about that. All you have to do is engage briefly with the thing, look at what it sends you and be on your way.

According to Buzzfeed News, the app won’t take advantage of people shopping when they’re wasted. “Though most of the time we’re sure people won’t be completely hammered, they’ll still have a great experience just seeing what products we choose and how we write about them.” Sounds good to me.  It’s perfect for last-minute bridal shower gifts or to surprise yourself on say, a Tuesday at the office when a package shows up that you don’t remember ordering. Everyone loves mail, right? [Buzzfeed]