Thom Yorke Is Living Secret Lives In Iran And Russia, Apparently
Thom Yorke is apparently a little-known advice guru, since he’s landed on both the cover of an Iranian guide for men with marital and sexual problems and a Russian advertisement about how to get rid of insomnia and skin problems. See, guys, this is why our schools need to offer more classes for foreign languages that use non-Latin alphabets: So that we can more easily determine when Thom Yorke has something useful to share with us. Obviously.
Here’s the Russian advert:
And the now-infamous Iranian sex guide:
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