Thom Yorke Is Living Secret Lives In Iran And Russia, Apparently

Thom Yorke is apparently a little-known advice guru, since he’s landed on both the cover of an Iranian guide for men with marital and sexual problems and a Russian advertisement about how to get rid of insomnia and skin problems. See, guys, this is why our schools need to offer more classes for foreign languages that use non-Latin alphabets: So that we can more easily determine when Thom Yorke has something useful to share with us. Obviously.

Here’s the Russian advert:

thom yorke insomnia

And the now-infamous Iranian sex guide:

thom yorke sex guide

[The Independent]

[Consequence of Sound]

[Images via above]

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