George Zimmerman Was Nearly Shot In The Face. Nearly.

George Zimmerman–notorious for getting away with murdering Trayvon Martin and getting away with beating up his girlfriend–has now gotten away with barely a scratch after someone tried to shoot him in the face while he was in his car. It is not currently known whether he was wearing a hoodie at the time.

Via NBC Orlando:

George Zimmerman suffered minor injuries in a shooting incident in Lake Mary on Monday afternoon, according to Lake Mary police and Zimmerman’s attorney, Don West.

The shooting involving Zimmerman and another man happened on Lake Mary Boulevard about 12:45 p.m., police said.

Zimmerman’s attorney Don West said a bullet missed Zimmerman’s head, but he was sprayed with glass from his vehicle’s windshield and other debris.

West said Zimmerman has been released from the hospital.

He walked normally into the ambulance, so he wasn’t being helped or nothing,” said witness Ricardo Berrare. “They actually backed up the ambulance next to his driver side so he could walk into the door.”

I’m not saying I would have been glad for anyone to be shot in the face. People being shot in the face does not make me happy. I mean, if I were forced, at gun point, to choose who should get shot in the face, Zimmerman would for sure make the top five. Still, it is obviously not my preference that anyone, including George Zimmerman, get shot in the face. Even though he got away with murdering an unarmed kid and I hate his face so very, very much.

But I have to wonder, is this guy actually made of Teflon? He gets away with killing an unarmed teenager, he gets away with beating his girlfriend, and now, dude gets away from being shot at with only a few scratches on him. Who in the world has this much luck? It’s like he’s got some kind of fairy godmother following him around making sure that literally nothing bad ever happens to him in his life. It’s actually quite astounding, and at this point, a very good argument against the concept of karma.