This App Turns Your Texts Into Taylor Swift Lyrics, Helps Her Infiltrate Your Mind
best and worst thing to ever happen to you: TayText, an app that inserts Taylor Swift lyrics into your text conversations and will surely delight your friends for about five minutes before slowly driving them crazy and alienating you from everyone you know. The app, which is the brainchild of five Harvard Business School ladies, consists of a keyboard installed into your iPhone that you can access in the same place you find emojis. Over 300 texts are available to sift through, and they’re sorted by what theme you want to communicate to the person you’re texting, like “over you” or “missing you.” It’s basically the crop-tops-and-lipstick version of Drizzy, which does the same thing with Drake lyrics. Just one more way for Taylor to implant her thoughts and words into the minds of very iPhone user on the planet and thus take over the world. Sooner or later, the only full sentences you’ll be able to speak in will be Tay lyrics.