Random Lady Sues ALL The Gays, On Behalf Of Jesus

Uh, this is amazing. Sylvia Ann Driskell, a 66 year-old woman from Nebraska, is trying to sue ALL of the gay people in America on behalf of Jesus and also God, and probably also the Holy Spirit.

Naturally, she is representing herself (and God, and Jesus) in this lawsuit, hilariously titled “Driskell v. Homosexuals” and has written up her lawsuit entirely by hand. Because of course she does. It is truly a work of art.


The whole thing is about seven pages long, but luckily Herman Mehta over at Friendly Atheist has transcribed the juiciest bits.

I Sylvia Ann Driskell
Ambassador for Plaintiffs
God, and His, Son, Jesus Christ

Their Given Name Homosexuals
Their, Alis Gay

Your Honor, I’ve heard the boasting of the Defendant: the Homosexuals on the world news; from the young, to the old; to the rich an famous, and to the not so rich an famous; How they were tired of hiding in the closet, and how glad they are to be coming out of the closet.

I, Sylvia Ann Driskell, Contend that homosexuality is a sin, and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in a closet?

I, Sylvia Ann Driskell, write, as well, we also know that if a child is raised in a home of liers, an deceivers, and thieves that it is reasonable to believe that child will grow up to be one of the three, are all three.

The way to destroy any nation, or state is to destroy its morals; look what happen to Sodom and Gomorrah two city because of the same immoral behavior that represent in our nation, in our states, and our cities; God destroy them.
If God could have found ten righteous people among them he would’ve spared them.
I’m sixty six years old, an I never thought that I would see the day in which our Great Nation or Our Great State of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some peoples lewd behavior.
Why are judges passing laws, so sinners can break religious and moral laws?
Will all the judges of this Nation, judge God to be a lier?

Someone needs to come get Sylvia.

Personally, I think it would actually be pretty amazing if literally all of the gay people in America showed up to Nebraska to testify in this absurd lawsuit. I would totally watch that show. Or musical! It could totally be a musical.

[Christian Nightmares]

[Friendly Atheist]