The Royal Baby Now Has A Name, Citizens Of The World Rejoice

Kate Middleton gave birth to a bouncing, scrunchy-faced baby girl on Saturday, but waited to reveal her name until just now. Her Royal Highness Charlotte Elizabeth Diana of Cambridge is fourth in line to the throne, trumping her uncle, Prince Harry, who will most likely never, ever have to be king, bless his heart. We at The Frisky hope new mother and baby are doing well. [NBC News]