Hilary Duff Joined Tinder, Like, Yesterday, And Already Has More Dates Than You

Hilary Duff is a swinging single now, and like the rest of us, she’s looking for love in all the wrong places — Tinder. The unicorn-hair actress and star of a show you should all be watching, “Younger”, told E! that she’s been on Tinder for a couple of days.

In my life, I have always had really serious boyfriends. I’ve always met people through work and I have never been on a blind date. What’s the worst that could happen?”

How’s that working out, Hil? From the looks of it, she’s cleaning up. Like anyone flush with the power of swiping right on basically anything that comes your way, Hilary’s doing juuuuust fine. She’s “talking to probably about nine guys right now.” Nine. Guys. NINE GUYS. I barely have the energy to speak to just the one, much less an entire baseball team’s worth of men, but I assume multi-tasking effortlessly is part of being a famous. What, pray tell, is the magic that goes into going from zero to one hundred on Tinder?

My profile says: Let’s eat pizza. I’ve had a lot of convos because of that.

Oh. Pizza. The way to a man’s heart. We wish you the best of luck, Hilz. Enjoy the wild and wooly world of dating “normies”.

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