Courtney Stodden Is Shopping A Super Sexy Sexual Sex Tape

My favorite teen bride, floor flasher and grammar wizard Courtney Stodden is back! I know, you’re so thrilled. According to TMZ, the now 20-year-old — who was 16 when she married then-51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison and became a household name — is shopping her very own sex tape. Don’t worry, Doug is nowhere to be found — according to Vivid Entertainment CEO Steve Hirsch, the video features Stodden on a solo journey. She “looks amazing, this is the most unique footage I’ve ever seen,” Hirsch said, prompting my mind to go places it really shouldn’t at 4 p.m. on a Tuesday. My only hope is that if the tape does end up being released, it’s title be a nod to Courtney’s love of alliteration. “Courtney Stodden’s Super Sexy Sensual Solo Soiree,” maybe? [TMZ]