Rand Paul’s New Douchebro BFF Once Threw A Porn Star Off A Roof

You know who’s just the worst? Rand Paul. Rand Paul is terrible. Also, Rand Paul’s friends are terrible, because terrible people often hang out together, ostensibly because no one else can stand them.

Anyway, Rand Paul’s new BFF is this dude Dan Bilzerian, who is known for a number of incredibly douchey sounding things like poker playing, living off a trust fund and calling himself the “King of Instagram.” His whole Instagram deal is that he posts pictures of himself with like, hot ladies in bikinis who are often holding guns, and I guess there are people who are into that.

He is also known for having one time thrown an 18 year-old woman named Janice Griffith off a roof during shoot for Hustler.

Look! There is even video!

Griffith broke her foot in the fall, and tried to sue Bilzerian for $85,000, which was rejected. Hustler called the “accident” an “act of God,” although from the video it seems pretty clear that it was an act of a dude throwing a woman off a roof.

Anyway, in what Salon’s Scott Eric Kaufman suggests is an attempt to look like a real hepcat for all the cool teenz of voting age, Rand Paul for some reason recorded a Snapchat video of him “learning lessons” from Bilzerian. Lessons, apparently, about reading the serial numbers off of $100 bills. What lesson is that? I have no earthly idea. It has something to do with something called Liar’s Poker. But here is the video of that!

Given that Rand Paul is already having some issues with women, I’m not sure it’s actually the best PR move to post videos of himself “learning lessons” from dudes who throw women off rooftops. Just a suggestion!

[Salon]