Mike Tyson Vs. Terry Crews On “Lip Sync Battle” Is So Very Uncomfortable

I feel confident in saying that “Lip Sync Battle” is both the stupidest and the best show on television right now. I don’t even mind that it’s basically a Jimmy Fallon skit stretched out over 30 minutes because there are few greater things than watching celebrities make fools of themselves for sport and our pleasure. But we need to talk about last night’s episode. Specifically, Terry Crews slaying Mike Tyson in a battle that seemed ill-fated from the start.

Terry Crews killed Vanessa Carlton’s “A Thousand Miles,” reprising his star turn in “White Chicks.” Wearing all white, chest oiled for the gods and surrounded by violin-playing ballerinas, his lip sync was one of legend. Mike Tyson, on the other hand, abandoned the pants he wore in his first round and stripped right down to his Lululemons to perform a half-baked but enthusiastic rendition of “Push It.” Those pants cannot be comfortable. His penis looked like a Lil Smokie trying to escape an unfortunate spandex prison.

Thankfully, justice was served. Congrats, Terry! [h/t Vulture]