Hold Onto Your Butts: “Punk’d” Is Coming Back

Watch your backs, kiddos. The Hollywood Reporter reports that BET has picked up a reboot of “Punk’d,” and no one you love or cherish is safe. The reboot will be reportedly tailored to the BET audience, whatever that weirdly coded statement means, and will feature behind-the-scenes footage of the punks being crafted, as well as the sweet, delicious payoff of celebrities being fucked with.

For the record: I hate pranks. April Fools’ Day is a national nightmare, but there is something so satisfying about watching anyone get the wool pulled over their eyes on national television. So you can prepare yourself thusly for this momentous event, here is the time Ashton Kutcher made a pre-Jessica Biel, post-Britney Justin Timberlake cry because he thought all his shit was being repossessed.