Paris Hilton’s Beloved Tinkerbell Has Gone To Doggie Heaven

  • Late yesterday, Paris Hilton alerted the world to the tragic news that her beloved chihuahua Tinkerbell had passed away at age 14. I’m not a Paris Hilton fan, but as a fellow dog owner who hopes and prays that my pup lives as long a life as is comfortable, I am sad for her loss. RIP Tink! She’ll never be forgotten, especially as the real star of “The Simple Life.” [Dlisted]
  • The New York Daily News got their hands on a set of blurry photos reportedly of Bruce Jenner wearing a rather fetching striped maxi dress, just days before his tell-all interview on “20/20″ airs. But apparently Bruce is not happy about the photos, which may have been illegally obtained by the photographer. [Fox News]
  • Amy Schumer is rapidly becoming our new dream BFF. Last night, she photobombed Kim and Kanye by diving onto the ground in front of them as they walked the TIME 100 red carpet. KWEEN. [Huffington Post]
  • Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are trying to act like they’re considering appearing in the “Full House” reboot — “Fuller House,” which they say they just learned about yesterday — but don’t get too pumped about hearing an adult Michelle Tanner say “You got it, dude.” I just think they’re too big for that ish. [People]
  • People has awarded Sandra Bullock their oh-so-coveted title of “Most Beautiful.” At age 50, Bullock is the oldest woman to win, which I suppose is some sort of a victory. [People]
  • Frances Bean Cobain and her mother Courtney Love attended the premiere of “Kurt Cobain: Montage of Heck” together, so I guess that means they’re talking this week. [Us Weekly]
  • Today in Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Actor: Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield have apparently broken up because he got so immersed in preparing for his upcoming role as a 17th century Jesuit that he went into a “dark place” and was not being a “good partner.” Ugh, it’s the worst when your boyfriend prioritizes THE METHOD over you. [Us Weekly]
  • The other day I woke up and realized I suddenly am attracted to Shia LaBeouf, so this list on Buzzfeed of all the times he had no fucks to give is pretty great. [Buzzfeed]