Rihanna Releases Studio Interlude “James Joint”, Slays On The Cover Of V, Is The Best Bridesmaid Ever

Just one day late, Rihanna has released an interlude from her upcoming album. It’s called “James Joint,” and I’d love to tell you what it sounds like, but her dedicated and faithful Navy have rendered her actual website useless. You can try and listen to it here. Why wasn’t it posted on, 4/20? Eh, probably because she was high and forgot, or maybe because she was a bridesmaid in the wedding of her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales.

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What’s she up to today, you might ask? Just posing casually for the cover of V, as you can see up top, looking like a flawless interpolation of Lil Kim, circa 1999. She’s the hardest working bad gal in showbiz, and don’t you ever forget it.