Father Of 8 Blames Child Porn Stash On The Illuminati

In 2013, police found over 20,000 images of child pornography on a computer belonging to Alan Greaves, a 45 year-old British father of eight. He is currently in jail, after having plead guilty to two offences of making indecent images. However, he is now, through his lawyer, claiming he is innocent.

You see–Greaves says he has no sexual interest in children. He is now claiming that that the whole thing was a set up! By who? The Illuminati, of course! Because why not!

Greaves, a full-time caretaker for his disabled sister, says he was “investigating” the Illuminati, and then they put all those images in the computer, probably because he was onto some really damning shit. Perhaps about a thing Katy Perry did at the Superbowl or some triangle he saw somewhere.

Via The Lancashire and Morcombe Citizen:

Alan Greaves, 45, insisted he was probing the ‘Illuminati’ after police found a stash of still and moving indecent images on a storage device at his Blasconmay Square home, Burnley Crown Court was told.

Laura Barbour, defending, said she had been instructed the reason Greaves had the images on his computer was because he was conducting an investigation on the ‘Illuminati’.

He believed the group ‘disseminates’ such material and that is how images ended up on his computer, the court heard.

“He told police he has no interest in children sexually in any way,” added Miss Barbour.

I think we can all be relatively sure that the Illuminati defense is not going to work in this or any other legal situation. The lizard people will never allow it.