Eat More Grilled Cheese Sandwiches To Get Laid!

According to a new survey by social networking/dating site Skout, people who love grilled cheese sandwiches have more sex! The site surveyed 4,600 users, and found that 32 percent of grilled cheese sandwich lovers are having sex over six times per month, whereas only 27 percent of people who don’t like grilled cheese are doing that much boning. Grilled cheese lovers are also more likely to have sex at least once a month, give to charity, and travel than their melted cheese hating peers. The real mystery here, though, is who the hell doesn’t like grilled cheese? Why, why would anyone pass up an edible source of such gooey, cheesy joy in this cold, dark world? Lactose intolerance has a pass, but the rest of you cheese-haters, come forward. I don’t trust you. But I want to understand. That’s the grilled cheese study we really need to be doing.

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