“Human Centipede 3″ Is Set In A Prison, Features Epic 500-Person ‘Pede

Little fact about me: I LOVE the “Human Centipede” movies. There’s a part of my personality that is just inexplicably delighted by the disturbingly grotesque — which probably explains why I am still determined to find out if the 22-inch geodick is legit — so the Tom Six horror movies, about various amounts of people being surgically attached ass-to-mouth, are right up my alley. And the best part is, they just keep getting more foul. I thought I would never see anything more disgusting than Dr. Heiter’s three-person ‘pede in “Human Centipede,” until “Human Centipede 2″ was released and greasy, unwashed Martin traded in pristine surgical tools for rusty ones to craft his 12-person ‘pede. Well, folks, from the sound of it, “Human Centipede 3″ is going to make both its predecessors look childish.

According to my friend and fellow “Human Centipede”-o-phile Clark Collis at Entertainment Weekly, “Human Centipede 3″ will hit limited theaters AND video on demand on May 22, will feature the two actors who played Dr. Heiter and Martin, and is set in a PRISON. Behold, the film’s synopsis:

Bully prison warden Bill Boss (Dieter Laser), leading a big state prison in the US of A, has a lot of problems; his prison statistically has the highest amount of prison riots, medical costs and staff turnover in the country. But foremost he is unable to get the respect he thinks he deserves from his inmates and the state Governor (Eric Roberts). He constantly fails in experimenting with different ideas for the ideal punishment to get the inmates in line, which drives him, together with the sizzling heat, completely insane. Under threats of termination by the Governor, his loyal right hand man Dwight (Laurence R Harvey) comes up with a brilliant idea. A revolutionary idea which could change the American prison system for good and save billions of dollars. An idea based on the notorious Human Centipede movies, that will literally and figuratively get the inmates on their knees, creating the ultimate punishment and deterrent for anyone considering a life of crime. Having nothing to lose, Bill and Dwight create a jaw-dropping 500-person prison centipede.

A 500-PERSON PRISON ‘PEDE?!?!?! MADE UP OF PRISONERS?! Is this a comment on the prison industrial complex? WHO CARES. Bring. It. On. [Entertainment Weekly]