Burger King Will Pay For The Wedding Of Mr. Burger And Ms. King Because Romance Is Still Alive, Somewhere

Joel Burger and Ashley King have been together since they were in the fifth grade, and it seemed fated that they were meant to be. When they got engaged, laughter and joy spread throughout the land, because love is real and pure, and also because Burger King somehow contacted them via Skype and offered to pay for their wedding.

I don’t know what’s more upsetting — the fact that this was proposed to them over Skype, or the fact that their wedding will have Burger King branded mason jars as gifts. Despite this, it’s nice to see people find happiness and weddings cost a shitload of money, so having BK foot the bill is great news for them. Congrats to the happy couple, and good luck to the wedding guests, who should somehow prepare in advance if Burger King is also providing the catering. [Daily Mail]