This Horny Panda Is The World’s Best At Fucking

Thought you had impressive stamina when it comes to not coming? Well, this panda is here to prove you wrong. Lu Lu, a male panda at the Sichuan Giant Panda Research Centre just banged his panda partner Zhen Zhen for a record-breaking seven minutes and 45 seconds — the longest recorded bang sesh for any panda.

Panda fucking is difficult in general — a major contributing factor to dwindling panda populations — as pandas only mate in the spring, and like me, female pandas are only in heat two to four days a year. The average panda romps tend to last 30 seconds to five minutes, which makes Lu Lu, who is now being called “The Enduring Brother,” all the more special.

What can you say? This panda just loves to fuck.

Horny Pandas Set Record With Marathon Sex Session

[Daily Mail]