2-Year-Old Indian Girl Breaks Archery Record, Is Our New Matriarch

Meet Dolly Shivani Cherukuri, 2, the latest person to break India’s archery record. Yes, that’s right, AGE TWO. At age two I think most of us were sucking our thumbs and still rolling around drooling, no? Not this queen, who has the face of a thousand daggers — the better to fight men with I say. She is our new leader, so let us all bow down to her grace. Katniss Everdeen step the fuck aside, because Dolly is the real deal. [Telegraph UK]