Rihanna Straight Trolled Us, Releases Intro/Outro To Next Single Via App [UPDATED: Full Single Dropped!]

  • Ughhhh Rihanna, really? Our initial excitement that Ri would be releasing her new album today was downgraded at some point last night when it seemed far more likely that “Bitch Better Have My Money” was the name of her new single. But still! New Rihanna! Too bad that what Rihanna actually dropped was a few seconds of the intro and a few seconds of the outro to the song, available to those who downloaded some fucking app. I feel like she’s clownin’ us and it’s hurting my feelings. [TIME]

    UPDATED: Okay! We’ve got a full new single! It’s awesome! Hear it below:

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