Rihanna Drops New Single, “Bitch Better Have My Money” [UPDATED]

UPDATED: Okay! We’ve got a full new single! It’s awesome! Hear it below:

PREVIOUSLY (MARCH 26, 6:15 p.m. EST): I don’t know if this is an elaborate troll, a weird joke, or the actual truth, but Rihanna just posted what looks to be the cover of her eighth studio album R8 on Instagram. According to Complex, the Braille on the side reads “Bitch Better Have My Money”, which could be a new single, the actual name of the album or just a passing thought that RihRih felt like sharing.

Is it dropping tomorrow? Is it just a single? Will she Kendrick/Beyonce us all and release it tonight, at like, 8:45pm, when no one’s really paying attention? Is she going to do something crazy at this here website, www.rihannaNOW.com, which she has instructed her loyal Navy to visit? I don’t know! I don’t care! Spring is here, the weather is thinking about getting its act together, and new music from everybody’s favorite bad gal is exactly what I needed.