Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher Are Maybe Already Married, Yawwwwwn

  • Hmm, Mila Kunis maybe let it slip that she and Ashton Kutcher are already married, but to be honest I could give a crap about these two. [People]
  • Khloe Kardashian doesn’t understand why captioning a photo “Sheik Pussy” is offensive. [Buzzfeed]
  • Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger are on the rocks. [People]
  • Jamie Dornan is “kind worried” that he’s so comfortable playing psychopaths. [Just Jared]
  • On a personal note, I’m so fucking excited for my bestie John DeVore (our former Mind Of Man), because he was just nominated for two James Beard Awards for his amazing Eater piece about Taco Bell. Read it here. [James Beard]
  • I am really into the idea of Courtney Love and Mariah Carey being friends. So much diva. [TMZ]
  • Jon Hamm sounds a little bit worried about his post-“Mad Men” game plan. [POPSUGAR]
  • Adnan Syed, the subject of the “Serial” podcast, has officially filed an appeal for a new trial. His lawyer is arguing that his life sentence should be overturned based on the fact that his original defense attorney did not interview a key alibi witness. [EW]
  • Former NFL player Darren Sharper has plead guilty to rape charges. [People]
  • A German airplane has crashed into the French Alps and all 148 people on board are believed to be dead. Such a tragedy. [Us Weekly]