Judge Ends Chris Brown’s 6-Year Felony Probation

Has it already been six years since Chris Brown was arrested for brutally beating Rihanna right before the Grammys? A lot has happened with the asshole since then, including the act of throwing a chair through a window after being on “Good Morning America,” having parking lot fights with other music stars, and also getting prestigious awards, like a Grammy. Brown proves that you can beat the shit out of women, get probation and still go on to do more terrible things and win awards!

Directly after getting the news that he’s off of probation, Brown eloquently tweeted, “IM OFF PROBATION!!!!!!! Thank the Lord!!!!!!”

Meanwhile, I’m going to go back to bed. [Rolling Stone]