Jessica Lange Shades The Hell Out Of Lady Gaga Joining “AHS”

  • Jessica Lange’s reaction to Lady Gaga joining the cast of “American Horror Story” speaks for itself. [Defamer]
  • Wait a second, Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are really dating? Huh. [Us Weekly]
  • Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian were apparently the last to find out about Bruce Jenner’s alleged transition. [People]
  • Kris Jenner talked Jared Leto’s ear off at a fashion week party and while it sounds like he thinks “she’s nuts!” I kind of want these two to hook up and become my new face random celeb couple, KriLeto. Or maybe LeJenner? No. JeLeto? Ugh, sorry, gotta work on this one. [Bossip/Hollywood Life]
  • Liza Minnelli, 69, has entered rehab for substance abuse treatment. [People]
  • Madonna says her dream is to go on a date with Drake and only kiss him. I’m pretty sure that can be arranged. [Page Six]
  • Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer, Rebecca’s pop culture besties, are expecting a baby! [Billboard]
  • Dakota Johnson’s thoughts on the BDSM in “Fifty Shades of Grey” are, well, stupid and uneducated. [ONTD]
  • A dominatrix says swimmer Michael Phelps paid her to pee on it. INSERT OBVIOUS WATER SPORTS JOKE. [Death and Taxes]
  • Remember MTV’s Spring Break? [Deadspin]