Taylor Swift’s Fans Are “Like An Army That’s Worse Than North Korea,” According to Diplo

Never underestimate the power of teens. Producer-DJ-douchebag Diplo made a huge mistake by picking a fight with the queen of the Plastics, Taylor Swift, last November:

The sleeping Kraken that is Taylor Swift’s base came for him in every way possible. Even though I guess he deserved it, and I am in no way a Diplo apologist, I’m pretty sure that what he has to say about Taylor Swift’s army of crazed fans confirms everything you need to know about Taylor Swift, the person. In an interview with GQ, Diplo ‘fessed up to being scared for his life (really, bro?) over a bunch of teens:

Taylor Swift is very strategic with her friends and enemies. And I know lots of secrets. I can’t divulge, but I know a lot of stuff about her. And she’s definitely, there’s definitely scary stuff going on. And I’m scared. I’m scared for my life.

Say what you will about how Taylor Swift is the worst or the best thing to happen to popular music, women and cat ownership, she’s obviously done something right. I dislike her heartily, but anyone who commands enough power to make Diplo cower in fear is a witch of the highest order. Taylor, I begrudgingly support you. [GQ]