Azealia Banks: “I Hate Fat White Americans”

  • Azealia Banks is Playboy’s latest cover star, and inside the mag, she says such quotable things as “I hate fat white Americans” and that she doesn’t “understand how someone could be an atheist.” [Buzzfeed]
  • Spirit Airlines, that saucy minx, is offering $69 round-trip flights, explaining in their marketing copy, “It’s our favorite number – ever since we were twelve and found that magazine under our brother’s bed (the one with the fantastic articles). #69 is perfect: just the right size, with a cockpit that’s in your face (because it’s bright yellow). Use your mouth to spread the word: Spirit is in an even better position to get you where you’re going.” Too bad Spirit Airlines SUCKS ASS, and not in the good way. [Fox News]
  • I am pretty obsessed with this video of Daily Dot staffers taste-testing “Real Housewives”-branded booze. [YouTube]
  • Pop stars, don’t you dare show underboob in Thailand. [People]
  • Tired of playing Kim Kardashian Hollywood (I am, but I have too many K-Stars to delete the game entirely — what if I want to play again? I don’t want to start over as some D-list nobody!)? Kylie and Kendall are launching their own mobile game. [People]
  • Whoa, Christina Aguilera is a brunette now? Will bleach sales plummet? [Us Weekly]
  • Sorry Abbi, Bed Bath & Beyond’s famously generous return policy is changing. [Jezebel]
  • Wanna watch Randy Quaid have sex? NOW YOU CAN. [Gawker]
  • Katy Perry is now dating the banjo player from Mumford & Sons, so her next album will probably be a lot more twee. [Dlisted]