Here’s Bette Midler Singing Kim Kardashian’s Tweets On “Jimmy Kimmel”
Never did I ever think that I’d write the words Bette Midler and Kim Kardashian in one sentence, but such is the glory of the weird stone soup of the internet today. Bette Midler was on Jimmy Kimmel last night, and decided to bring her special touch to the pleasant banality of Kim Kardashian’s finest bon mots. I would pay, like, $2 a financial quarter for Bette Midler to sing my Twitter timeline. It would make the whole social media mishegoss a lot more palatable.