An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 10! And Your Next “Bachelorette” Is…)

Well, it turns out, ABC couldn’t decide between “charming, charismatic beauty, Britt” and “Kaitlyn, the gorgeous, fun- loving, warm-hearted, but irreverent firecracker.” (Um, Kaitlyn has more adjectives, doesn’t that count as extra points?) So they decided to do the most patriarchal thing ever: they’re letting the dudes decide. Last night on “After the Final Rose” — Prince Farming picked Whitney, by the way, who never watched the show and will therefore never know that he really wanted to pick Becca, the virgin who was not that into him — Chris Harrison made the announcement that both Britt and Kaitlyn would walk into the “Bachelorette” mansion on ABC’s studio lot and their 25 potential suitors will decide “who will make the better wife.” A GOOD OLD FASHIONED CAT FIGHT. To quote Kaitlyn, this is not ideal, especially since men are stupid and I would not be surprised if Britt’s bouncy waves and 10 layers of eyeshadow trump Kaitlyn’s, well, awesome normalcy. I will obviously be watching despite my reservations, because I am weak-willed. [TIME]