Just Look At This Asshole: Bill Cosby Says “I’m Far From Finished,” Means Comedy Not Raping

After weeks of burying his head in the sand (and years of sexually assaulting women sans reproach!), Bill Cosby has recorded his first video message reiterating the same line he’s been trying to peddle for the past few weeks: that his comedy career is far from over.

Cosby recorded the 10-second video message and shared it exclusively via ABC News on Monday morning. In the video, Cosby is seen calling up someone on the phone and telling them about one of his upcoming shows, while wearing a pair of silk pajamas, ostensibly due to the fact that nothing should set off your creep signals faster than an old man wearing luxurious nightwear to address the public. He then went on to share this awkward bit:

“Dear fans, I hope you enjoy my wonderful video message that’s filled with laughter. Hey, hey, hey, I’m far from finished.”

The video message did not contain any laughter, or jokes. It also did not contain any sexual assault, which is shocking given how quickly the allegations against Cosby continue to rise: just last week, two more women have come forward accusing the comedian of sexual assault in years past.

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