Satanic Monster Energy Drinks Lady Says God Made Her Go Viral

Christine Weick, best known to us internet folk as the “Satanic Monster Energy Drinks Lady” made an appearance on last night’s “Tosh.0″ to have a lighthearted chat about, well, how Satan is using Monster Energy Drinks as a tool to recruit whoever the fuck drinks Monster Energy Drinks to worship him.

I’m guessing that the majority of this is scripted, as I have seen myriad videos of Weick talking without one, and usually she is not nearly this composed. Yet, as abhorrent as she is, I’m a little torn between who came off worse here–Weick, or Daniel Tosh who for some reason decided to insert not one, but two terrible rape jokes into an eight-minute skit. [Comedy Central]